“I am pretty much willing to try anything once.”
Wait until you see my Makita power drill…
“Not into fakes and flakes”
Yeah, that should stop them…
“Bondage isn’t bondage until you want out”
Well, actually it is. And also, are you implying that you won’t let me out if I really need out?
“No drama”
Most people who are full Drama actually think they have none, so this doesn’t really help.
“=Results from http://bdsmtest.org/ = 93% Voyeur 88% Experimentalist 84% Dominant …”
These imaginary percentages are meaningless to 69% of kinksters.
“WARNING PRIVACY NOTICE: Any institutions using this site or any of its associated sites for studies or projects…”
This warning is meaningless, both in legal and scientific sense.
“Just ask.”
You do realize what the point of a profile text is?
“Not into underaged or anything illegal.”
If you were, you would still say that.
“Looking for something meaningful.”
Yeah, I guessed that already from the 36 dick pictures in your gallery.
“Thanks for reading this far.”
You do realize nobody will get that far, right?